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Chicago Bears: This Is Really Going to Be Terrible (by Mike Martz)
Hey Bear Fans, Mike Martz here, aka desperation hire of the decade. Remember how Lovie Smith and Jerry Angelo waited until they had completely exhausted all other viable candidates before calling me, and then half-heartedly handed me the Offe
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In Effort To Finally Get Lovie Smith Fired, Sun Decides Not To Come Out
The Sun joined Jay Cutler and the rest of the Chicago Bears and their fans in an effort to get Lovie Smith fired Monday morning by deciding not to come out. "When I heard Lovie say in his after-game press conference Sunday that I would be coming out
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The Chicago Bears Should’ve Traded Brian Urlacher When they Had the Chance
The Urlacher jersey hanging in my living room reminds me of the good ol' days. Remember? The days when Brian Urlacher was the best defensive player in the league; the days when he was an iron man; the days when he looked like he could play into his 4
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The Chicago Bears 2009-2010 Offensive Roster Grades
The season is days away, and we finally know who the Chicago Bears are rolling with on offense. After the most exciting off-season in Bears history, the Bears look primed to make another run at the NFC North title. Lets see just how good their offens
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10 Things That Will Decide the Future of the Chicago Bears
With all the hype surrounding Jay Cutler, several key issues have been thrown to the wayside this offseason. As a die-hard Bears fan, I'm not only interested in the 2009-2010 season, but also the seasons that follow. So, without further ado, here ar
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Okay Guys, I’ll Stop Throwing Interceptions: By Rex Grossman
Okay guys, I get it, joke's over. I'll stop throwing interceptions. You made your point with this whole "cut me from the team, nobody else in the NFL will sign me," thing. I think I understand that there are some things I need to work on. Its come to
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An Open Letter to Bears Fans from Cedric Benson: It’s Time I Got Arrested Again
Dear Bears Fans, Hey, it's your old pal Cedric here. You guys probably miss me. You probably say to yourself "Whatever happened to the greatest running back ever to put on a Bears uniform?" I don't blame you. I want to comfort you by letting
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Jerry Angelo: Open Letter to Chicago Bears Fans
Bear Fans, For the last eight years, my evil twin Angelo Jerry has been posing as me and making terrible personnel decisions for the Chicago Bears. He gave a docile ponce (Lovie Smith) complete control over the coaching staff, annually slept through
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The 2007 and 2008 Chicago Bears: What Went Wrong?
For Bears fans, 2006 was an unexpectedly awesome season which far surpassed even the most ambitious fan's expectations. Following the Bear's loss in the Superbowl, we were given the message from coaches and players to keep the faith and expect the Be
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