Archive for November, 2009
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The C.U.T.L.E.R. System
For those of you who don't watch the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" on FX, the "D.E.N.N.I.S System" is a patented method of how to get a girl to love you and then completely break her heart. The C.U.T.L.E.R System is very similar to this,
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Injured Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher Should Focus on Rehab, Not Analysis
It’s been quite a while since linebacker Brian Urlacher played in an NFL game, and he’s acting like he’s been away forever. Urlacher’s comments in a story written by Yahoo Sports writer Michael Silver on Monday sounded li
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Speak Up: Urlacher on the Bears’ Identity
The Bears defensive leader, Brian Urlacher, who was injured in week one against Green Bay had lots to say about this year's team. Here is what he said: “I just wish I could be out there battling, when I go to the facility and see the guys, I fe
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In Effort To Finally Get Lovie Smith Fired, Sun Decides Not To Come Out
The Sun joined Jay Cutler and the rest of the Chicago Bears and their fans in an effort to get Lovie Smith fired Monday morning by deciding not to come out. "When I heard Lovie say in his after-game press conference Sunday that I would be coming out
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Sadly For Bear Fans, “This Is Our Season”
There's no other way to put it, the Chicago Bears are a joke. A joke so pathetic that we as fans can't even help but laugh; even though we know what we're cackling at isn't funny. While there is plenty of blame to go around for the struggles of the f
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A Flag For the Chicago Bears, Jerry Angelo, and Lovie Smith
Although I tout the “fire Lovie” ideals, I believe changing our GM and all of our coaches is the way to go for this team. If the Bears cannot get rid of Angelo or won’t, then they simply need to rid themselves of this coaching
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Minnesota Vikings’ Dominance Hands Chicago Bears a Large Dose of Reality
MINNEAPOLIS -- The best thing you could say about the Bears after Sunday’s 36-10 loss to the Minnesota Vikings was coach Lovie Smith didn’t fill the air with ridiculous ideas about winning out and going 9-7 like Arizona did last ye
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Come to Think of it: NFL To Put Jay Cutler on Payroll of Every Team (Satire)
In a move sure to spark significant controversy around the league, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that Bears QB Jay Cutler's salary will be equally distributed to all of its teams, effective immediately. Said Goodell of the surprising
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Bears-Vikings: Minnesota Has Too Many Weapons
The Bears dropped another game on Sunday as they simply cannot stop the high-powered Vikings. The Vikings are who we thought they were. (Couldn’t help myself.) Minnesota displayed all their weapons and had the game in hand without relying on a
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Chicago Quits in Loss To Minnesota, Throws in Season’s Towel As Well
I am writing this article in the fourth quarter with eight minutes left. I do not need to see the rest of the game. Everything I need to know the Bears showed me in the first three quarters. And that is quite obvious. The Chicago Bears have quit
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