Bears Blitz

Last week, we brought you the girls of 007, and due to the response from our loyal readers at the NFP (yes, that’s you, B Roo), we’re staying with a theme this week and bringing you the babes of reality TV.

And why not start with Shannon Elizabeth from Dancing with the Stars? Yes, she’s done something since that one scene from American Pie.

Seven: More Childress

Vikings head coach Brad Childress is having a rough week. First, Brett Favre told him to beat it, and now rookie first-round pick Percy Harvin is a training camp no-show.

Not the best way to open camp and start the season, but it will be okay, Brad.

Now all you have to do is pick either Sage Rosenfels or Tarvaris Jackson as your QB—fun times.

Six: High School Drama

Earlier this week, it was reported that Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher called quarterback Jay Cutler a nasty word (we try to stay classy here at Eight in the Box), according to Vikings WR Bobby Wade.

Nothing like a divisional opponent throwing you under the bus, huh? Oh well, it could be worse for Urlacher because Kyle Orton could still be playing quarterback for the Bears. At least Cutler and Urlacher have made up.

FIVE: Breakup City

A couple of weeks ago, it was Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson breaking our hearts.

Staying with our theme, this week it’s Saints RB Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian of Keeping up with the Kardashians—a show about a family with a ton of money and no real jobs.

Sorry, Reggie.

Four: Jersey Ceremony

Even though Brett Favre wanted to come back just to beat the Packers, the club still plans on retiring his No. 4 jersey in the future, which is sure to be pushed to next season, probably some time after Favre decides to sign with the Vikings in November. Just to piss off the Packers again.

Three: Run, Cowboys, Run

Wade Phillips has publicly stated that the Cowboys will focus on the running game this season in Dallas—going so far to say the club needs to be “in the top 10” when it comes to the ground game.

Man, there’s plenty more to the game when you don’t have to keep Terrell Owens happy and throw him the ball.

Two: Hard Knocks

The Bengals will open their training camp with the HBO cameras rolling.

So, in contrast to following the gibberish we see from Chad Ochocinco on Twitter, we’ll get to watch him in front of the cameras.

How long until HBO realizes that this was a terrible idea?

ONE: Hollywood Couple

Does anyone watch The Hills besides NFP fantasy expert Joe Fortenbaugh?

Well, in case you don’t, Heidi Montag—who’s married to Spencer Pratt (who might be the biggest tool on TV)—is one of its stars.

There have been rumors that she’s had some “work” done, but we will let you be the judge.

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