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The Chicago Bears Are Far Too Turned Up for Kyle Long to Comprehend
Does anyone know a language specialist? Preferably someone fluent in Rich Gang-inese? I’m asking for Kyle Long, who’s having trouble keeping up with the linguistics of the locker room turn-up. The Chicago Bears’ 26-year-old tackle t
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Chicago Sun-Times Accidentally Leaves Dummy Text in Chicago Bears Article
In a stunning editorial decision, Cab Calloway appears to have taken over the football beat for the Chicago Sun-Times. The paper rolled out its Friday edition, rifling off an emphatic headline about Jay Cutler and the current state of jazz singalongs
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Fed-Up Bears Fans Are Now Burning Jay Cutler Jerseys
I expected anti-Jay Cutler chatter to become a full-fledged movement after Sunday night. What I did not expect, however, was the first wave of backlash to show up practically on my doorstep. Nonetheless, the hapless Chicago Bears were spitted and fon
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Here’s a Supercut of the 20 Interceptions Jay Cutler Has Thrown Against Packers
Green Bay Packers fans and Jay Cutler detractors received a gift Thursday night.Vimeo user Vegard Vangstad (h/t BroBible.com's Kyle Koster) uploaded a lowlight mixtape of Cutler's 20 career interceptions against the Packers.Spanning five minutes and
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Howie Long Defends Son’s Right to Protect Groin on Bizarre Penalty
Kyle Long had a rough Sunday.In addition to the 51-23 humiliation his team endured at the hands of the Patriots, the Chicago Bears offensive lineman received a flag after having the gall to protect his McNuggets from destruction.The bizarre
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Brandon Marshall Gives Jay Cutler a Victory Smooch After Beating 49ers
The Chicago Bears had no business beating the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday night. Marc Trestman’s team came out flat as day-old seltzer at Levi’s Stadium, surrendering 20 points in the first three quarters and failing to establish consis
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Brandon Marshall Posts Picture of Acceptance Email to Harvard School of Business
UPDATE: April 9, 4:57 ET. Patrick Finley of the Chicago Sun-Times reports Marshall will be attending a four-day event at the Harvard Business School in May called "The Business of Entertainment, Media and Sports." It would appear Marshall
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Brandon Marshall Gives Jay Cutler a Kiss, Shirtless Chicago Bears Fans Celebrate
To call the Chicago Bears’ victory Sunday over the Cleveland Browns one of the most “Chicago-y” games of the season would be an understatement. Chicago fans went shirtless in freezing temperatures, Jay Cutler inf
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Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Guest-Star on ‘The League’
They didn’t go full Bobbum Man, but Jay Cutler and his wife Kristin Cavallari did a better-than-expected job with their guest appearance on The League. For weeks FXX has been airing promos for the episode titled “Chalupa vs. the Cutlet,&r
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Stop Everything: Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Throwing an 80s Dance Party
What are you doing on July 18? Oh really? Sounds cool. Cancel it. Your neighbor's Bar Mitzvah can wait; Jay Cutler’s '80s dance party cannot. No, you’re not dreaming. You haven’t expired and floated up to a college campus in t
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